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Dead Memes

We've killed a bunch. Time for a list.

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twss
"I hate so much about the things... you choose to be."

by JI on Jan 31, 2008 1:03 PM PST   0 recs

puking in own mouth a little bit
although that was more of a global phenomenon.

by Mere Tantalisers on Jan 31, 2008 1:04 PM PST   0 recs

still good when used in moderation
"I hate so much about the things... you choose to be."

by JI on Jan 31, 2008 1:06 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

git 'r done
"I hate so much about the things... you choose to be."

by JI on Jan 31, 2008 1:06 PM PST   0 recs

Also, a notice:
If you see a meme get posted in this thread that you think still has its uses, you may petition for reinstatement.

by Jeff on Jan 31, 2008 1:06 PM PST   0 recs

John Olerud Sucks
That's What She Said
I think you mean Tompkins
Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Jan 31, 2008 1:07 PM PST   0 recs

[incorrect, still funny]
Also not overused lately.

by eponymous coward on Jan 31, 2008 3:09 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

I'd have to disagree
I think Coach learned his lesson.  Time to let John Olerud suck in obscurity.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 31, 2008 1:20 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

I concur
JOS still has its value
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Jan 31, 2008 1:31 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Nah
too narrow + all played out.  

by marc w on Jan 31, 2008 1:36 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

But ba,d pu,nctu,ation still remains
As long as it is not done to Coach.

Similarly, John Olerud Sucks is still useful - It is  good way to respond to a new person who signs up and consistently says incorrect things.

drink more? that usualy doesnt work in terms of enhancing comprehension.

by Librocrat on Jan 31, 2008 1:38 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

I don't think that's proper usage
JOS is Coach Owens-specific. And now that he's gotten a lot better, it probably ought to be put on the shelf.

by Jeff on Jan 31, 2008 1:42 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Matt Sucks
That is all.

by John Olerud Sucks on Jan 31, 2008 1:36 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

I would like to petition this

He could have back spasms again

by InSpokane on Jan 31, 2008 1:11 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Did we really kill that one?
I would say it doesn't have a lot of play....

by tworsandtwols on Jan 31, 2008 1:12 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

No way
KJHBS is awesome and should not be retired. It's just such a goddamn succinct way of making a point.

I come close to using "KJHBS" on other messageboards when it would be hilarious so many times but don't for it being inappropriate.

Keep it.

Accidental Mariner - P3 W1 L2 (.333)
Sponsor of Jamie Burke's baseball-reference page

by MarkE on Jan 31, 2008 2:27 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

That's the opposite of this
I'm looking for a list of memes that LL has run into the ground with overuse. You know, like TWSS.

by Jeff on Jan 31, 2008 1:14 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

well then
I retract all my comments thus far

by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 31, 2008 1:15 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

I was going to rebut this
because if Class Action Guy is done, then Surprised Face is done.

But then I couldn't get the html to work right.

by tworsandtwols on Jan 31, 2008 1:21 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

My presence definately hurts more than it helps.
"I hate so much about the things... you choose to be."

by JI on Jan 31, 2008 1:15 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

That said
I have the thread on my favorites so I can show people just how amazingly wonderful LL is.

by tworsandtwols on Jan 31, 2008 1:23 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

are you kidding
That is my all time fav. diary

by InSpokane on Jan 31, 2008 1:37 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

He's a Veteran - Who's Been Through Wars!
This one's relevant as long as McLaren is coaching this team.

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Jan 31, 2008 1:12 PM PST   0 recs

I think that one is dead
even with Mac at the helm.
LET WLAD BAT!!!!

by MFAN on Jan 31, 2008 1:14 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, wars jokes are over
So is the automatic tendency to say something about "grit" or "hustle" whenever Willie's name comes up.

by Jeff on Jan 31, 2008 1:15 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

I hope you mean
do not want at this price, because not wanting Lincecum is wrong.

by Llewdor on Jan 31, 2008 2:28 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

FTW
at least hold off until baseball season begins?
 I dunno
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jan 31, 2008 1:13 PM PST   0 recs

For The Win should stay
It's a good way to end a sub thread when you know your answer is ridiculously better than everyone else's
drink more? that usualy doesnt work in terms of enhancing comprehension.

by Librocrat on Jan 31, 2008 1:35 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

For the win is alright,
But just "Win." by itself irritates me. It's just one of those terms that I could never see being used in real life.

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jan 31, 2008 1:48 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

With all the "For the win" that goes on
it has often surprised me that nobody has popularized the other Hollywood Squares reference:

For the block!

by tworsandtwols on Jan 31, 2008 2:05 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Probably 90% of the people that do it
don't realize it's a Hollywood Squares reference.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 31, 2008 2:06 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

"Pom-Pom for the bwock..."
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Jan 31, 2008 2:07 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

i didnt realize it until someone told me
and then i realized 'haha holy shit thats from hollywood squares!'

by seattlebruin on Jan 31, 2008 2:08 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

In real life
When I prove someone wrong, I end it by saying "And circle gets the square" and walking away.

To answer your next question, yes, I still have friends.

drink more? that usualy doesnt work in terms of enhancing comprehension.

by Librocrat on Jan 31, 2008 2:10 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

I'm gonna start calling you
Paul Lynde.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 31, 2008 2:11 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Please don't, Whoopi.
drink more? that usualy doesnt work in terms of enhancing comprehension.

by Librocrat on Jan 31, 2008 2:13 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

okay, truce
and how the hell did you know that I find Whoopi Goldberg to be the single unfunniest person in the history of ever - even less funny than Dane Cook?  I'm afraid of your intelligence-gathering capabilities.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 31, 2008 2:14 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

I think you find the entire Blue Collar Tour worse
drink more? that usualy doesnt work in terms of enhancing comprehension.

by Librocrat on Jan 31, 2008 2:17 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Honestly
I would sit through 30 min of the Blue Collar comics before I'd sit through 30 min of Whoopi Goldberg.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 31, 2008 2:18 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

I'd take that one
because I could easily just tune out the voices and stare at Tyra.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 31, 2008 2:21 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

I cannot agree with you there.
drink more? that usualy doesnt work in terms of enhancing comprehension.

by Librocrat on Jan 31, 2008 2:20 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

I can mock the blue collars
but every time Whoopi Goldberg opens her mouth I want to set myself on fire.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 31, 2008 2:22 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

But wouldn't it be efficient and entertaining
to simply set Whoopi Goldberg on fire?

by ningwers on Feb 1, 2008 6:49 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

To quote the Simpsons:
"I was a fool to think that anyone would want nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg."
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Jan 31, 2008 2:20 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Sam Kinison said it best:
"Whoopi Goldberg: A Nation Decides Not To Hurt Someone's Feelings"

by esoteric on Jan 31, 2008 3:09 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Meh, I like "Win."
Gives credit to someone who made a funny or correct comment in a thread.

FTW is more sarcastic.

drink more? that usualy doesnt work in terms of enhancing comprehension.

by Librocrat on Jan 31, 2008 2:10 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

[rejected, still funny]
"I hate so much about the things... you choose to be."

by JI on Jan 31, 2008 1:16 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Speaking of getting there . . .
How exactly do the Orioles acquire Lillibridge again?

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Jan 31, 2008 1:18 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

I'm not falling for that
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 31, 2008 1:19 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

That's what she said.
Sorry.
Bedard, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.

by The Alaskan on Jan 31, 2008 1:21 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

It'll go away
the minute the Bedard trade is concluded, one way or the other.  At least I'll stop doing it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 31, 2008 1:19 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

That should do the trick.
Bedard, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.

by The Alaskan on Jan 31, 2008 1:20 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

It is getting there
But we'll all get a good laugh once he finally breaks into the big leagues.  Or we'll get a big laugh when the Orioles flip Sherrill to Atlanta for him.
LET WLAD BAT!!!!

by MFAN on Jan 31, 2008 1:21 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

the whole Guillen shank blast stuff
although we don't have to worry about it anymore.
LET WLAD BAT!!!!

by MFAN on Jan 31, 2008 1:19 PM PST   0 recs

Seconding something
which was brought up when I was going to post "seconded" to the Surprised Face being done.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 31, 2008 1:23 PM PST   0 recs

IT'S ABOUT NEVA GIVING UP!!
NEVA EVA!!!!!

actually I still find the dick's sporting good stuff hilarious.

LET WLAD BAT!!!!

by MFAN on Jan 31, 2008 1:25 PM PST   0 recs

It's About Doing . . . What It Takes . . . to Win
Still, Wilfred Brimley in a Reds jersey saying, "It's about teammates" with a dejected look on his face was comedic gold.

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Jan 31, 2008 1:29 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Too soon
wildly dead.

by Jeff on Jan 31, 2008 1:28 PM PST   0 recs

I don't think memes should die
They are an important part of the blogs history. We should embrace them and carry them forward

by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 31, 2008 1:29 PM PST   0 recs

Memes are fine
provided you're constantly generating new ones (like, for example, the Lillibridge one). It's boring and uncreative to keep recycling old stuff that's past its prime.

by Jeff on Jan 31, 2008 1:33 PM PST to parent up